#hellbitch by Officer Chris Beltz
Hey Y'all
Beltz here, the question that has been rolling around, how Little Ole Miss Sweet " Kleio" got hung with the Handle "Hell Bitch “?
Well let's take y'all back a few years. True essence of the story actually started Thanksgiving night of 2012 but that story is a hard one for me to write!
That was the night I lost my 2nd partner "Alle" on shift. Touch that on a later post. So fast forward to January 2013, Little Rock K9 Academy in Little Rock Arkansas. Roll in to pick up my new partner. I'm told after entering the classroom...here's her choke chain and lead, your K9 is in kennel 13. Well I know y'all haven't been to Little Rock K9 Academy so put this little picture in your head. All kennels are in a line, clean and pretty but sitting off by itself is Kennel 13 it's clean but noisy inside is a Blonde Tornado of teeth and fur! But Fat, Dumb and Happy me go strolling up to the kennel gate. I'm met by barking and snarls. I start barking commands in German and after a few minutes open the gate, drop on the choke, hook up the lead and out we come. Proud Handler and psycho K9 hehehe . We're headed to the classroom where all the other Proud teams are at. I hear, Beltz, take your dog and put her in your vehicle! What? Wait a minute. What did we do wrong? So off to our pickup we go. Put her in the kennel and head back to the classroom. I enter the classroom to complete silence! Everyone is looking at me, Oh Hell my fly is down! Damn it, check, nope all good I'm not bleeding nothing else is wrong. Finally, one of the other Handlers speaks up. Beltz you OK? Yes fine. Why? He responds making sure that's all. I ask why something wrong? Finally, he says making sure you didn't get bit that dog has bitten everybody that's gotten close to her since she got here. That's the reason she's in Kennel 13 well needless to say that was just the start to a wonderful 2 weeks of training. Also, numerous blood lettings by me from my Lovely Sweet Miss "Kleio”. She wouldn't let go of her reward, Beltz flank your dog! Y'all ever tried flanking a Maligator tell you what not much fun especially when she spit the ball, spin, bite you and then catch it all in a manner of .05 seconds. But me being of Strong Back and Weak Mind went onward and upward! We became a certified team done all training by ourselves and the audience behind windows! To protect the innocent. Last day was Certification and we sailed thru no problems in spite of the bandages and gauze wraps on my fingers and arms. I asked Tony how did you choose this K9 for me? All I asked for was one with a little more of an attitude then "Alle" and you give me this? Tony replied Beltz you’re an ass and so is she! Y'all gonna make One Hell Of A Team! Ok now comes the good part! Y'all know the backstory here's where her "Hell Bitch" gets hung on her. We arrive home at 0430 in the Morning from Little Rock a 14 HR drive for us in the middle of a snow storm. I crawl out of my pickup grab my bag and suitcase kennel and head into house. Wife wakes up and says thought you were coming home tomorrow? Told her I wanted to beat the snow storm, she then asked why you bringing in the suitcase crate? Told her just getting home this early and it snowing like it is I’m going to bring "Kleio" in for the night and put her in her kennel in daylight. Wife said well that's a good idea put her in the bedroom in her crate and I'll check her out. Sooooo set up crate head back out to pick up unload "Kleio" we do a fast bathroom break around the yard and in to the house we go! Straight to the bedroom and into her crate. Where's the wife y'all ask? She too needed a bathroom break, so she says let's go see your new girl. Proud Daddy I am open the bedroom door to show the wife my new pride and joy! “Kleio" blows up! Barking spit flying blonde hair tornado she hits the gate and bends the crate backs off and literally rips the crate apart! I'm barking commands and grabbing my Pride and Joy and the whole time Wife standing there looking at us "Kleio" snarling and snapping at her! Wife looks at her then looks at me and says Oh Hell No Bitch he's mine first! Then she looked straight at me and said "Y'all can take that Bitch from Hell out to the kennel and y'all both can stay there, " well needless to say both my girls came around to each other both are Alphas! Wife is the Alpha at home and “Kleio" allows. "Kleio" Alpha at work and wife allows. But her handle "Hell Bitch " stuck. Boss plus everyone at Dept. Calls her "Hell Bitch " before they'll call her "Kleio" . Just a little side note here "Kleio" has managed to tooth hug all Deputies plus has managed to draw blood or leave scars at every Recertification Seminar we have been to. Soo as I said before looks are deceiving and now Y'all know who was responsible for hanging her with "Hell Bitch "
Be Safe Stay Frosty Frens
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