A #Hellbitch Socialization Experiment by Officer Chris Beltz
Hey Y'all
Been a bit but The "Hell Bitch" Handler is Back !
Gonna throw this out at y'all an believe it or not is up to you .
"Kleio" is not the Sweetheart she appears to be in her pic's and videos . What would I lie to y'all ? Not about my Sweetheart Hehehe .
There's a reason she's called the "Hell Bitch" an gonna share a little episode so y'all can be The Judge to see if her alias holds true .
This took place at recertification several years ago and the 3 that were involved have the scars to prove it an will gladly show you their "Hell Bitch" scars with honor . Also they'll get a dumb look on their face an say WTF where we thinking ?
The names of 2 of the participants won't be mentioned only I "Hell Bitch" Handler will be revealed as one of the dummies involved in this .
So here goes my take of A Socialization Experiment gone wrong !
Myself an 2 fellow Handler's where sitting in the lobby of the hotel drinking a frosty refreshment and discussing K9s . As the evening progressed an a few let's say too many frosty refreshments had been consumed my one buddy says " Man I love "Kleio" an want to pet her without the suit on an I have been thinking bout this an I know this idea is gonna work ! Buddy 2 says what the hell I'm game an of course she's mine so I'm in .
Well the idea is we go to my room I let"Kleio" out if crate an set on the bed an pet her , sounds good so far right ? Well then buddy 1 comes in the room an sets on the other bed careful not to make eye contact with "Hell Bitch" . I'm petting her buddy one enters room sits on other bed "Kleio" eyeballs him an continues enjoying her loving from Dad , buddy 2 enters room an kneels down across from buddy 1 . "Kleio" eyeballs buddy 2 an continues getting loves from Dad . Then to my amazement she goes over to buddy 1 an nudges his hand ! He strokes her head an she getting loves from buddy 1 she then leaves him goes to buddy 2 gives him a nudge and gets loving from #2 ! Damn we geniuses ! HEHEHE Amazing it works it works !!
Well she comes back to Dad gets some loving goes back to #1 gets loving back over to #2 gets loving an so on for about 2 more rotations , forgot to mention had one other brave souls in the room but he was only there for observation an to witness the scene .
After she made the 2nd round an came to Dad she went to #1 an gave him a tooth hug from Hell on the hand ! Well he doesn't jerk , scream ,cry or anything he just sits there bleeding . "Hell Bitch" then goes to #2 an gets loving , comes back to me gives me a tooth hug from Hell on the arm repeats tooth hug on #1 in the tricep an goes back to buddy #2 an gets loving . At this point our witness has barricaded himself in the bathroom and ain't coming out ! Well back to me gets loving plus blood back to #1 gets loving plus blood then on to #2 gets loving heads towards me then goes back to #2 gets more loving turns to come to me turns back around an tooth hugs #2 in the left forearm ! Now all 3 of are bleeding Miss "Kleio" now decides she has proven her point and takes her place on the bed next to me an proceeds to go to sleep with a happy little smirk on her face .
Well we left the room headed back down to the lobby to doctor our sounds and to nurse some more frosty refreshments . Our witness made it out unscathed and wide eyed .
Believe it or not but there are 4 of us that swear this is true !
Unfortunately we're not the K9 Guru's we thought we where and I sure our reasoning was just a wee bit clouded but as y'all can see "Hell Bitch" lived up to her name as always !!
But she's my "Hell Bitch" an I Love her !! Oh by the way both are still my buddies an they still Love their "Hell Bitch" they wear their scars with pride an have Bragging rights to actually have petted The "Hell Bitch" Hehehe !
Foot Note
No stitches where required but Super Glue was applied to all 3 of us after we got the bleeding stopped !
Hope Y'all enjoyed our little story bout an experiment gone wrong ! Stay tuned for more
Till then
Be Safe Stay Frosty Y'all
Beltz an "Kleio"